a classic horror/comedy. Starring Noremak Seggob, Jack Latner, and Jack Latner's Ho I mean Courtny.
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Peter The Platypus 1-5:
...So as the magical platypus was eating a fortune cookie when he got a call from President Obama: "Peter! we need you at the local prison!" he said.
"Im on it" said Peter the Platypus.
MEANWHILE AT SHOWER TIME:
"Pick up the soap boy!" said the big scary chipmunk. And just as the little inocent chipmunk bent down to pick up the soap, the big chipmunk got happier and happier.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" said Peter the Platypus as he stormed through the prison doors!
"Peter! yor here to save me!" said the little chipmunk. And then Peter reached into his back pocket and pulled out...
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right now.
a bar of soap...and then handed it to the little chipmunk.
oh...thanks......said the little chipmunk.
and just as he reached for the bar of soap it slipped out of both thier hands with even more intense soap dropping action!
then the big scary chipmunk grinned and said:
"both of you...pick up the soap...NOW!"
...And just as Peter the Platypus bent down to pick up the soap, a mystirious pimp broke through the window!
"Heres your pizza" said the pimp.
And as the pimp distracted the big scary chipmunk from rapeing Peter, Peter grabed the bar of soap and said:
"Chipmunk no raping, Chipmunk no raping!"
"Aww man" said the big scary chipmunk and he blew up.
"Yaaay we did it!" said Peter.
"Did what?" said the Pimp "Now whos gunna pay for this pizza!!!"
"NooooooOoOooOOooo!!!"
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"NOBODY disrespects MY ho!" Peter said as he punched the pimp in the face.
"Oh and I left you a 3 dollor tip"
"Thanks man I really apretiate it" said the pimp and Peter bit off the pimps pinky toe.
The pimp lay dead on the floor.
"There! that takes care of that darned pimp!" said Peter.
"What? But that pimp, was my father!" said the little chipmunk and he commited suicide.
"God Dammit!" said Peter "Now this whole story was just pointless!" and Peter, too, commited suicide.
The pimp then sprung up.
"Haha just playin man, just playin...what the hell?!"
And then the pimp really commited suicide.
Just then, the real Chipmunk and Peter the Platypus walked in.
"Hey guys we just went to get some slushies...*Gasp*"
And they both dropped there slushies in astonishment.
And just when they thaught it couldnt get any worse, the big scary chipmunk came up behind them!
"...I think you should pick up the slushies.
"
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(Peter the Platypus 5)
Peter and the little chipmunk were scared.
"Uhh...no thats okay! We were done with those anyway!"
"I SAID...PICK UP THE SLUSHIES!"
"Ok fine!"
Peter and Little Chipmunk slowly bent down to pick up the slushies, and stood back up suprised.
"Hey! you didnt rape us like in all those other American prison stories!"
"Oh no, no! I would never do that! I just like to live in a clean and healthy prison enviernment!"
"Oh...Hahaha!" and then everyone started laughing happily.
"Ya haha! you really scared us there!"
"Oh, but I am gunna really rape you.
"
Nobody laughed.
"Haha just kidding!"
And everyone started laughing happily again.
TO...
BE..
CONTINUED!!!
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Added: June 24, 2008
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